“嗯，你。神棍五项全能项目里，老大最擅长的是组织婚葬礼，老二最擅长的是看风水，老三最擅长的是算命，老四最擅长的是跳大神，老五最擅长的是喊魂打小人。他们外人都有误解，凭工作量判断水平，就像我，只有老二的皮毛，就可以在地方上混吃骗喝唬遍方圆几百里了。蛇仙天文地理和室内设计就很好么，这什么逻辑呀，其实他们不知道这些东西是看天赋的，我演技最高而已。”
“小文，我给你算命吧。”
“你早就算过了，说我十八岁被车碾成植物人，床上躺三年然后地震中被埋变成木乃伊。”
“呀，那个不上流，这次我用英语说你的未来，我用我的人头保证准确性。”
“就你那破英语行么？”
“Try me.”
“Ok, bring it on.”
“Kyle is going to me a man .He is handsome and Strong. He love Kyle very much. They live togher very very happy. ”作为保镖头子的李远坪其实各种外语都还流利，但是任凭他江湖经验如何丰富老道，天机神算前后五百年如何门清，但是面对怀里这个不省心的畜生的惊涛骇浪的命运，还是比较心虚忐忑，乏善可陈。
“师兄，我问你，你觉得算命这个事情可以由被算的人阐述内容，然后算命的大仙签名生效么，就像秘书写信主管署名那样么。”
“一般人不行吧，但是我好歹也是个明王，应该可以的。”
“那我说吧，你后面补充同意就好了。”
“嗯，嗯！”
“Kyle Zhang is officially going to be the most handsome and sexy man in the whole wild world and every people adores him like the portrait of Mona lisa. He is always rid free. Tomorrow afternoon he will me his true-love boyfriend in the most romantic way which means they rash into each other in a flower field like the se in Sound of musibsp; Kyle’s boyfriend is the sed handsome and sexy man on this pn which is tall strong and a little sensitive. He loves Kyle as much as Kyle loves blow-job in hot tub. They are going to have fantastic sex every night after three dates in a week. Kyle will never hurt him physically aally while he will loyally treasure Kyle as a Prin
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