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o I know you?”这个白毛小动物头也不抬嗡声嗡气地说。

“Stanley, What makes you think I’m in a good mood?”

“I’m not Stanley. You must take me for someone else 。If you don’t mind , I am trying to sleep for a little while.”毛球动了一下，挤出一只尖尖的耳朵，它好像是把头扭过去了。

“OK.”张仲文拿出手机，拨了一下号。

毛球的身体下面响起了破罐子破摔般丁零当啷的手机铃声，因为同时开启震动，这只只有手肘大小的动物在椅子上也颠簸颤抖起来。

“ime you show your respect for the superior animalia,a divine dragon per se, at least shut down your stupid iphone!”

白毛狐狸不耐烦地站了起来，轻慢地扬扬脖子抖抖毛，棉团一样的小爪子按在那个裹脚老太的鞋垫子般黑漆漆的手机上，挺着鼻子说：“Shit! Why are you here anyway? Are you supposed to wash your ass now? You know, in case your master want a quick shag before breakfast.”

“Whatever, at least I will never g married to a product of Apple Inbsp; at 4 o‘clo the m . And I have to tell you that I don’t think your new bride is female，because every eay GAY friend like to hold it in the right hand when they are too occupied to masturbate! ”

“I don’t want talk to you any more. This is my first marriage……in 21th tury. Would you please leave me aloo ruin the rest part of this world? My wife is ing back from the dy’s room and she doesn’t like you.”

张仲文轻蔑地甩了一下头发，对着那可怜巴巴的白色小狐狸叹了口气，转身走了，五步之后突然回头惊恐认真地问：“Please tell me you are not marrying your I-phone!”

“No. Not this time.”狐狸挥了挥爪子。

张仲文其实知道白二要和谁结婚，他也不想撞见那个嘴蜜腹剑完全就是看上白二那点儿财产和名气的小蹄子。白二最近一直都在说他很孤独，余怀忠和张仲文就讽刺他假孤独，白二强调他真孤独，余怀忠和张仲文还是坚持说他假孤独，于是大概是为了在朋友面前抬杠胜利，于是他就结婚。

来到电梯前，张仲文琢磨着与其回办公室无动于衷地看同事们忙碌，还不如去二楼尚在营业的餐饮场所吃喝。等了一会，门开了，他刚低着头走进去就闻到了刺鼻的方便面调料的味道，一转脸，看见一件水泥色的夹克衫，抬起头，看见了耿鸣不悦蹙眉的脸。

“Good m.”他轻轻地打了一声招呼。

“嗯。”耿鸣闷着嗓子哼了一声。

于是没有话题，张仲文无聊地转过脸去，看着电梯间里新贴出来的广告“欧洲十五国一日游”，背景主题是雪峰皑皑的阿尔卑斯山。电梯在二十五楼停了一下，三个仙女大妈各自抱着一盆仙人掌走了进来，把他们俩隔开，缓解了孤寂的气氛。

“通知你看见了么？”耿鸣突然对张仲文说。