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ing and keep good shape. This is our subscious to fight for sex!”张仲文极其不屑地摇着头，驳斥白二对他的心理解剖。

“I agree. But maybe you are not attracted to some BODY, you just feel hunger for someone. Your subscious is fighting for survival, and the ultimate secr of winning somhing in this world is to be alive first. Kyle, just tell me one siruth, he almost beat you to death，what’s your revenge pn? Did this pn really exist? ”

白二神色冷峻地责问张仲文。

“Ok，Freud, you’ve got me. I love him and I l him fuck me every day. Our wedding ceremony is on April 1st, I am thrilling to announce you that you are my first maid of honor. Since you’ve heart warmingly helped me to find my dream guy, I will defihrow the bouqu to you and please please catch it quid firm because you know you are not the only desirable bitch who is READY!”

张仲文激动地把话说完，蛇芯一挑，最后一个甜饼也在盘子上消失了。

“小文……”白二站了起来，这是他认识张仲文以来第一次这么称呼他，端着咖啡很优雅地说：“你还记得我说我要送你天狐的礼物的么？”

“不是你要送我礼物，是你赌输了就要给东西，谢谢。我已经不指望你的狗屁礼物了，你们这些老妖怪说话都没谱的。”张仲文白了他一眼扭鼻子说。

“你知道我那永劫不化的冰晶并不是一个真的东西。它也只是一个替你保存你自己不会保存的美好事物的方式，就像一个安全的包裹，穿过时间来带给你极大的惊喜。总之你拆开包裹之后，你会感激涕零地跪在我面前歌颂我的美德，你会发现这个包裹是多么的有必要和充满智慧！”白二不要脸地拍着他的肩膀殷切地说。

“……我觉得还是冰箱比较靠谱。哼，我还是觉得我天蛇的礼物更有技术含量更受群众们欢迎也没那么抽象和复杂。可惜我是不会给你的！”张仲文边说边刻意地用膝盖推死了办公桌旁的一个抽屉。

“唉……什么啊？”白二的眼睛亮了，他知道张仲文是有很多家底的。

“Best blow job in axy.”张仲文自信地拍了拍胸口。

“Ok，Bye-bye, see you at your funeral.”白二从他的桌上抓起自己的文件袋，目光呆滞地走了。

第一百三十四天

这是一个人比人气死人的世界。